Big Daddy O'Reilly wrote:
In the scene where nobody reacted to B.J. announcing Frank's birthday in the Mess Tent, there's ONE person who would've, and probably should've responded...
FRANK: Soldier, I'm confiscating this tapioca!
IGOR: I wouldn't do that, sir.
FRANK: Don't threaten me... *Takes a bite* Mmm! With raisins!
IGOR: No sir, flies.
*Hawkeye, B.J., and Igor laugh, as Frank grimmaces*
FRANK: Some birthday this turned out to be.
B.J.: Why Frank, you didn't tell us it was your birthday.
FRANK: Oh what's the difference? It's not important, nobody cares.
B.J.: Oh, you're being too hard on yourself Frank... here, I'll prove it to you... *Stands up* Hey everybody, guess what? Today is Major Burns's birthday!
MULCAHY: *Pause* Happy birthday, Major.
FRANK *Sadly* Thank you Father...
Good work, pal.
Anyway, it's nice, but calm.
Afterall, I've concluded research on a recent new idea I have called "RADAR VS. THE GREMLINS".